Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?
Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.
War does not decide who is right but who is left.
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
